Where's Perry?

Perry, you know you are a boy's best friend.
You are more than just a passing trend.
Your like a treat from a candy store,
oh Perry, we love you more than ice cream cakes,
We love you more than bugs and snakes,
We love you more than all things mentioned before.

Oh Perry, you're extraordinary.
Your kinda short and hairy.
The colour of a blueberry.
Yes Perry...
So come home Perry,
Come home Perry come home.

Oh Perry,
I think it's kinda scary,
I can't find you anywhere-y
It fills me with despair-y
Oh Perry!
I'm allergic to dairy
I'm gonna move to the prairie
and change my name to Larry,
So come home Perry,
Come home Perry
Come home.