Updating on some SMSes which i found rather amusing.

ME:k'nn. Pekko. U go settle tings with jiajun nw. i duno whts his fuuckin prob. blame everything on me? wtf.
Pekko: huh wad he do?
ME:nth just bored...
Pekko:wtf Fuck u lah i almost go call him leh u better watch out tmr
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Zhi han: Ooo.Lol.Nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia nia spam nia -.-
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ME:Ncc pop lack of funds pls bring some to help around $2~3 enough le...Pass e money to ashraf tmr pls spread e message.
Liangwei:Ncc pop lack of funds pls bring some to help around $2~3 enough le...Pass e money to ashraf tmr pls spread e message.
ME:I send u the message u send back for wad?
Liangwei: Lol i reciece i spread ma
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Unknown Number: Hi weisong this is valerie. I changed my number. T.T
ME: Oh ok
Unknown Number: Haha. You go home already?
ME:Uh u dun sound like her, can i say? Im halfway home.
Valerie:I haven't change my phone no. lah u idiot>< is siti playing a prank on u. hahas^^
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Pekko: Tonight u wan do her can but dun do till too hard hor coz tmr still got pop
Pekko:No no underage sex is punishable by law but nvm i wont tell anyone de so fang xing de go ahem but save some energy for tmr.
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Val:-.- no need lah... I also nvr give u present de...
Val:Lol...No need waste money on me de lah...><
Val:I keep telling u i don need a birthday present. I di't get you a birthday present also mah. so save ur money for something else bah.
val:YES!!!>.<
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Pekko:Eh wtf how u get e num de?
Pekko:U call i sever ties wif u
Pekko:U go buy kisses then say for now u can giv her this but u hope u can give her the real kisses in e near future
Pekko:Then she so gan dong
Pekko:Then u b'day -CENSORED- ...
Pekko:Lol
Pekko:Haha e kisses idea ah
Pekko:Later u put on blog she so gan dong till T.T
Pekko:-Censored-
Pekko: Then u must fight for her
Pekko:Jkjk
Pekko:U betta dun hor<<<(this line very funny)
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Sean Poon: F u
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I dint attend the talk for the streaming thingy so...
Pekko: Lol u die liao nid register leh
Pekko:Like a form of marking attendance
Pekko:Like when u go there got one counter then u id go tick ur name to represent that u there then they give u e booklet at the same time.
Pekko:Lol i see chin dao with 2 gals
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We talking abt lianglu
Pekko: Den u go fuck him upside down
ME: Dun use vulgar
Pekko: Oh ok go f*ck him upside down.
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Liangwei:Reminder..Sign camp feast form...N bring it tomorrow. i know dat u all know this...This is just a reminder...Thank you for your cooperation. Lol
ME: I now having tuition...
Liangwei:Sorry sir
ME:Lol
Liangwei:Yes. Concentrate i will stop smsing u after this
ME:Lol haha
Liangwei: Concentrate la
Liangwei or i tell her.
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k...almost 1/3 of my inbox out here already...u all can go read till shuang. Goodluck and Happy Holidays^^